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This section contains medical information about your sexual organs and is presented using everyday language with medical terms and alternate descriptive terms to describe the body part or sexual act in brackets. For instance Cock (penis, dick, willy…). This is done not to be provocative but to promote ease of understanding by all reading levels. The information within is intended solely for adults and adolescents above the age of 16 years of age.
Anatomy of a male’s sexual organs (courtesy of Wikipedia)
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Cock:
The cock or penis is the external sexual organ of men and it serves two purposes. The cock is the male sex organ, reaching its full size during puberty. In addition to its sexual function, the cock acts as a passage for urine to leave the body.
The cock is made of several parts:
• Head (glans) of the cock: The head of the cock is covered with pink, moist tissue called mucosa. In uncircumcised men, covering the head is the foreskin (prepuce). In circumcised men, the foreskin is surgically removed and the mucosa on the glans transforms into dry skin. The routine circumcision of boys is controversial and the current medical concensus is that it should not be recommended. However the procedure is relatively simple and rarely leads to complications. If it is performed on an adult it may be more uncomfortable but necessary to correct a foreskin that cannot be retracted readily. Here is a link to a physician’s opinion on circumcision:
http://www.webmd.com/sex/video/marks-risks-circumcision
• Corpus cavernosum: Two columns of tissue running along the sides of the cock. Blood fills this tissue to cause a hard on (erection).
• Corpus spongiosum: A column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the cock and ending at the head of the cock; it fills with blood during an erection, keeping the urethra — which runs through it — open.
• The urethra runs through the corpus spongiosum, conducting urine out of the body.
Erections (hard on)
An erection results from changes in blood flow in the cock. When a man becomes sexually aroused, nerves cause blood vessels in the cock to expand. More blood flows into the cock and less flows out of the cock, which causes hardening the tissue in the corpus cavernosum and this is referred to as a boner, (hard on, or erection). It is a misconception that a man’s erect cock contains bone however some animals such as whales have bone or cartilage in their cock.
The swelling, hardening and enlargement of the cock enable sexual intercourse. The scrotum may, but not always, become tightened during an erection. In many cases, the foreskin automatically and gradually pulls back, exposing the glans or head of the cock which is the most sensitive area of the cock. Some males may have to pull back their foreskin with their fingers.
After a male has cum (ejaculated) during a sexual encounter or masturbation, the hardon usually ends, but this may take time depending on the length and thickness of the cock.
Length of the soft cock does not necessarily correspond to length of the hard cock. Some smaller soft cocks grow much longer (this is often referred to as growers), while some larger soft cocks grow comparatively less (this is referred to as showers).
Generally, the size of an erect cock is the same throughout adult life. Its size may be increased by surgery although penile enlargement is controversial, and a majority of men were “not satisfied” with the results, according to one study.
Although many erect cocks point upwards, it is common and normal for the hard cock to point nearly straight ahead upwards or nearly downwards. The angle of the hard cock depends on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. An hard cock can also take on a number of different shapes, ranging from a straight tube to a tube with a curve up or down or to the left or right.
Spontaneous or random erections
Spontaneous erections are also known as involuntary, random or unwanted erections and are normal. Such hard-on’s can be embarrassing if they happen in public, such as a classroom or living room. A hard on can occur spontaneously at any time of day, and if clothed may cause a bulge or “hump” in a man’s pants. This can be disguised or hidden by wearing close-fitting underwear, a long shirt and baggier clothes.
The cock can regularly get hard during sleep and men or boys often wake up with a hard on. Such an erection is medically known as nocturnal penile tumescence and informally known as morning wood or morning glory as well as “pee-on’s.
All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night but may not be aware of them or recall them in the morning. Once a boy reaches his teenage years, hard-on’s occur much more frequently due to puberty. Male erections are common for children and infants, and even occur before birth.
Cumming (Ejaculation, squirting, shooting)
When a man has achieved a sufficient level of stimulation, ejaculation begins. At that point, under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, cum (semen containing sperm) is squirted out of the opening in the hard cock in rhythmic contractions. These rhythmic contractions are part of the male orgasm. They are generated by the bulbospongiosus muscle under the control of a spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve. The typical male orgasm lasts several seconds.
After the start of orgasm, pulses of semen begin to flow from the urethra, reach a peak discharge and then diminish in flow. The typical orgasm consists of 10 to 15 contractions, although the man is unlikely to be consciously aware of that many. Once the first contraction has taken place, ejaculation will continue to completion as an involuntary process. At this stage, cuming cannot be stopped. The rate of contractions gradually slows during the orgasm. Initial contractions occur at an average interval of 0.6 seconds with an increasing increment of 0.1 seconds per contraction. Contractions of most men proceed at regular rhythmic intervals for the duration of the orgasm. Many men also experience additional irregular contractions at the conclusion of the orgasm.
Ejaculation begins during the first or second contraction of orgasm. For most men the first spurt occurs during the second contraction. The first or second spurt is typically the largest and can contain 40 percent or more of the total volume of cum. After this peak the flow of each pulse diminishes. When the flow ends, the muscle contractions of the orgasm continue with no additional semen discharge. A small sample study of seven men showed an average of 7 spurts of cum (range between 5 and 10) followed by an average of 10 more contractions with no semen expelled (range between 5 and 23). This study also found who squirt a lot of cum usually have more contractions rather than shooting more cum with each contraction.
Alfred Kinsey measured the distance of ejaculation, in “some hundred” of men. In three-quarters of men, the cum dribbled from the cock, “In the other males the semen may be propelled from a matter of some inches to a foot or two, or even as far as five or six (rarely eight) feet”. Masters and Johnson report ejaculation distance to be not greater than 30–60 cm. Distance of ejaculation however, has nothing to do with sexual functioning, as during penetration of penis in vagina the distance of ejaculation plays no role. Dribbling of semen from the penis is usually sufficient for impregnation.
The force and amount of cum that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between a few drops to a tablespoon. In adults how much cum is produced depends on the length of time since the last ejaculation; larger semen volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence. It is not clear whether frequent ejaculation increases, reduces or has no effect on the risk of prostate cancer. The duration of the stimulation leading up to the ejaculation can affect the volume. Abnormally low volume is known as hypospermia. It is normal for the amount of cum to diminish with
age.
Most men experience a refractory period immediately following an orgasm, during which time they are unable to get another hard on, and a longer period again before they are capable of cuming again. During this time a man feels a deep and often pleasurable sense of relaxation, usually felt in the groin and thighs. The duration of the refractory period varies considerably, even for a given individual. Age affects the recovery time, with younger men typically recovering faster than older men, though not universally so.
However, some men are able to achieve sufficient sexual arousal immediately after cuming, and others may have refractory periods of fewer than 15 minutes. A short recovery period may allow them to seamlessly continue sexual play from one ejaculation to sexual stimulation in preparation for the next. However, other men do not like their cock stimulated during the early part of the refractory period.
There are men who are able to achieve multiple orgasms, with or without the typical sequence of ejaculation and refractory period. Some of those men report not noticing refractory periods, or are able to maintain erection by “sustaining sexual activity with a full erection until they passed their refractory time for orgasm when they proceeded to have a second or third orgasm”.
Volume
Life Cycle of the cock:
During adolescents which normally starts at the ages of 12-14 years, a hormone called testosterone becomes produced by the balls and adrenal glands which cause enlargement of the sexual organs as well as causing hair growth on the face (beard and mustache) on the body (for example on the chest) and in the pubic area (crotch). The cock will increase in length and thickness under the influence of testosterone, and the foreskin and ball sac (scrotum) may assume a slightly dusky color when not sexually aroused.
There are a number of different factors that affect the size of the hard cock.
Heredity: if your father has a large cock you may develop a larger than average cock
Body size: there may be a link between cock size and the size of other body parts…for instance tall, big men with large hands and feet may have larger cocks than average. One study found a weak correlation between the size of the stretched cock and foot size and height (Reference: Siminoski, K.; Bain, J. (1988). “The relationships among height, penile length, and foot size”. Annals of Sex Research 6 (3): 231)
Race: Although in all races there are individuals with all large and others with small cocks, the average length and thickness of the cock varies not only with ethnicity but with geography. This is likely due to inheritance (genetics) rather than skin color or other ethnic variables.
Environment: It has been suggested that differences in cock size between individuals are caused not only by genetics, but also by environmental factors such as culture, diet, chemical/pollution exposure.
Is my cock normal in size?
A number of studies have been conducted to determine what the average length and thickness of an adult man’s cock is. While results vary slightly across reputable studies, most researchers agree that the mean human penis is approximately 5.1–5.9 inches in length. Circumcised (cut) men are on average ¼ inch shorter in terms of hard length compared to those not circumcised . The consensus on typical circumference is 4.85 inches, with a diameter of 1.54 inches when fully hard.
A review published in the 2007 issue of British Journal of Urology (International) showed the average hard cock length to be 5.5–6.3 inches and thickness to be 4.7–5.1 inches. The paper compared results of twelve studies conducted on different populations in several countries. (Wylie, K.; Eardley, I. (2007). “Penile size and the ‘small penis syndrome'”. BJU international 99 (6): 1449–1455.
Among gay men
A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large cock as ideal, and having one was linked to self esteem. One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that homosexual men had statistically larger cocks than their heterosexual counterparts (6.32 inches in length amongst gay men versus 5.99″ in heterosexuals, and 4.95 inches circumference amongst gay men versus 4.80″ in heterosexual men). (Reference: Bogaert, A.; Hershberger, S. (1999). “The relation between sexual orientation and penile size”. Archives of Sexual Behavior 28 (3): 213–221). One possiblel explanation given is a difference in the exposure to androgen hormones in the developing embryo. However both straight men and gay men are as likely to exaggerate the length of their cocks
Frequency graph of LifeStyles’ length data. (published by the condom makers Lifestyles)
This graph shows that about 25% of men have a hard cock that measures 51/2 inches and another 25% of men have a hard cock that measures 6 inches with smaller numbers that have smaller or longer cocks that this total of 50%.
The average stretched penile length at birth is about 4 cm (1.6 in), and 90% of newborn boys will be between 2.4 and 5.5 cm (0.9 and 2.2 in). Limited growth of the cock occurs between birth and 5 years of age, but very little occurs between 5 years and the onset of puberty. The average size at the beginning of puberty is 6 cm (2.4 in) with adult size reached about 5 years later.
I came across an interesting study that linked penis size (a morphological trait) to a specific sexual behavior. Christian Grov, Jeffrey T. Parsons, and David S. Bimbi surveyed 1,065 gay or bisexual men about their penis size and a broad range of variables (e.g., sexual health, psychosocial adjustment, and sexual preferences).
One finding that struck me as particularly interesting was the relationship between a man’s perceived penis size (see here for an earlier post that I wrote on this topic) and the extent to which he was an “inserter” (top) or “insertee” (bottom), in terms of anal sex. The researchers asked the following question: “Do you consider your penis size to be?” with possible answers being “below average,” “average,” “above average,” and “way above average.” The last two categories were fused into one “above average” category. They were also asked about their preferred sexual roles as relating to anal sex. The five possible answers were: Top 100%; Mostly Top; Versatile 50/50; Mostly Bottom; and Bottom 100%. The five original categories were fused to three categories: Top and Mostly Top became Top, Versatile remained as is, and Bottom and Mostly Bottom became Bottom. Here are the results:
Table 3: Percentage of respondents within each “penis size” category who identified within each of the three categories of sexual roles
———————————-Below Average Average Above Average
Top 29.2% 30.7% 41.6%
Versatile 31.9% 40.5% 37.8%
Bottom 38.9% 28.8% 20.6%
Total 100% 100% 100%
The two variables were statistically linked (p < .001). “Below average”, “Average”, and “Above Average” men were more likely to be Bottom, Versatile, and Top respectively.
As the authors proclaim early in the paper, penis size is symbolically associated with masculinity. Hence, to the extent that these different sexual positions are more “masculine” (top) or more “feminine” (bottom), it might seem reasonable to expect a link between these two variables. On a related note, in some cultural settings, being gay is largely associated with being the bottom. A similar attribution is made within the confines of prison culture.
Here is a more detailed breakdown of the average length and girth (circumference), worldwide, of an erect and flaccid penis shown in the table below:
| Erect (hard) penis |
Flaccid (soft) penis |
|
|---|---|---|
| Length | 5.16 inches or 13.11 cm | 3.61 inches or 9.17 cm |
| Girth (circumference) |
4.69 inches or 11.91 cm | 3.67 inches or 9.32 cm |
These measurements are according to a study done by BJUI (British Journal of Urology International).
Currently, the countries with the largest average penis size, 7.1”, are Congo and Sudan. The country with the smallest average size, 3.7”, is South Korea. The United States (and other Caucasian-population countries), on the other hand, have a modest average, which is around 5.1”. And surprisingly, despite the typical racial slurs, the Japanese has a greater stat compared to Americans: 5.2” average.
The largest and longest erect human penis is 13.5” (34.29 cm.) long, and it is Jonah Falcon who holds that record. In its flaccid state, it is 8” (20.32 cm.) long. When erect it was measured at 13.5 inches. His penis was so long that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) has mistaken it for a bomb. If you want to visualize how long it is, imagine three iPhone 4s stacked upright. However, he has now been knocked off the top spot by Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s 19″ whopper –
Male self-perception
Males may quite easily underestimate the size of their own penis relative to that of others, because of the foreshortening obtained from looking down, or because of the accumulation of fat at the base of the penis. A survey by sexologists showed that many men who believed that their penis was of inadequate size had average-sized cocks. (“Men Worry More About Penile Size Than Women, Says 60-Year-Old Research Review”. Science Daily May 31, 2007). Another study found sex education of standard penile measurements to be helpful and relieving for patients concerned about small penis size, most of whom had incorrect beliefs of what is considered medically normal. The perception of having a large penis is linked to higher self esteem. ( Lever, J.; Frederick, D. A.; Peplau, L. A. (2006). “Does Size Matter? Men’s and Women’s Views on Penis Size Across the Lifespan”. Psychology of Men & Masculinity 7 (3): 129.
The pressing sexual question asked by men from all walks of life is, does penis size matter? This hotly debated topic stems from men’s preoccupation with the glorified male body part and what they believe it says about their manhood. While some men pride themselves over their above-average size, and others tuck themselves away in a corner, the truth is the vast majority of men have more than enough bulk and length to sexually perform.
It’s time to take a load off your minds and separate fact from fiction with these little-known penis size facts that will blow your mind away:
1. Penis Size Does Matter… For One-Night Stands
Men looking for one-night stands may feel under a lot of pressure for a night of meaningless sex. A 2014 studypresented at the meeting of the Association for Psychological Science in San Francisco, Calif., in June, found girth, not length, matters for one-time partners, but not for long-term ones.
2. The Most Desirable Penis Size
Penis size does matter for one-night stands, but what about for the others? Less-endowed men can rest assured bigger genitalia isn’t always better. In an ASAPScience video, “Does Penis Size Matter?” Mitchell Moffit and Gregory Brown found a penis in proportion with the male body is much more desirable by women and other men. It is a man’s confidence, enjoyable personality, and attraction that are strong predictors for sexual satisfaction, and weight far higher than disproportionate penis size.
3. Penis Anxiety Doesn’t Correlate With Penis Size
No matter how well-endowed men are, they are likely to experience penis anxiety when they think about the perceived size of their penis. A 2013 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found even men who were average or above-average, along with a less endowed package, expressed feelings of inadequacy and self-consciousness. Thirty-five percent of men surveyed were happy with their penis size and 30 percent reported dissatisfaction with their size.
Penis anxiety was highest among gay, bisexual, and older men. It is believed the prevalence of penis shame among gay and bisexual men could be attributed to the opportunities to compare body parts. However, in older men, this insecurity could derive from fears about the physical ability to perform.
4. Germany Has The Most Penis Enlargement Procedures
The answer to whether or not penis size matters is arguable, but Germany has risen to the occasion. As the world’s capital for penis enlargement, it’s clear size matters — at least to them. 2014 data by the International Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery found 18 percent of all penis enlargements in the world are done in the land of the 2014 FIFA World Cup champions. This translates to roughly eight out of every 100,000 adult males who reside in the country. Venezuela, Spain, and Mexico shortly follow Germany with the countries with the most penis enlargement operations.
5. Best Way To Appear Larger Is Losing Fat
There are a plethora of penis enhancement creams, pills, and procedures that promise to increase a man’s penis size, but the truth is there is no scientifically proven way to increase penis size. Psychology Today suggests losing the pot belly by exercising, eating less meat and cheese, and more plant foods to shed the weight. A big belly can touch the base of the penis and actually make it look smaller. Losing belly fat will help make your penis look bigger in size.
6. Erect Gay Penises Are Bigger
On average, the size of a gay man’s penis is a third of an inch longer. A 1999 study published in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior found erect gay penises tend to be this length, and suspect it might have something to do with prenatal hormones that affect the structure and size of genitalia, and certain structures of the brain that affect sexual orientation. Penis size was self-reported.
A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self-esteem.[46] One study analysing the self-reported Kinseydata set found that the average penis of a homosexual man was larger than the average penis of their heterosexual counterparts (6.32 inches [16,05 cm] in length amongst gay men versus 5.99″ [15,21 cm] in heterosexuals, and 4.95 inches [12,57 cm] circumference amongst gay men versus 4.80″ [12,19 cm] in heterosexual men).[47][48]
Ageing Cock:
Research confirms what men have long suspected, and in some cases feared: that the cock itself undergoes significant changes as a man moves from his sexual prime (which is around the age of 30 for most men) into middle age and then old age. These changes include:
Appearance: There are two major changes. The head of the cock gradually looses its purplish color and this is due to reduced blood flow. There is also a slow loss of pubic hair.
Cock Size: Weight gain is common as men grow older. As fat accumulates on the lower abdomen, the apparent length of the cock changes. In some cases, abdominal fat all buries the cock. Ronald Tamler, MD, PhD co-director of the Men’s Health Program at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City says “One way I motivate my overweight patients is by telling them that they can appear to gain up to an inch in size of their cock by simply losing weight. In addition the cock tends to undergo an actual reduction in length and thickness. If a man’s erect cock is 6 inches long when he is in his 30’s, it might be 5 or 51/2 inches when he reaches his 60’s or 70’s .
What can go wrong with the cock?
Erectile dysfunction (ED): A man’s cock does not achieve sufficient hardness for satisfying intercourse. Atherosclerosis (damage to the arteries) is the most common cause of erectile dysfunction. There are now effective medications to help counteract difficulties with erections (examples: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra).
Priapism:
An abnormal erection that does not go away after several hours even though stimulation has stopped. Serious problems can result from this painful condition. This condition may rarely occur when taking medicaitons such as Viagra
Phimosis (paraphimosis):
The foreskin cannot be retracted or if retracted cannot be returned to its normal position over the cock head. In adult men, this can occur after cock infections.
Phimosis is a condition that occurs in all ages of men, where the foreskin does not fully retract over the head of the penis. The non retractable state can be considered normal for males up to adolescence. It is possible to acquired phimosis from damage or scarring to the penis, it can show as a white ring around the tip that is hardened non elastic skin.
Some men may have trouble during sex and masturbation, even pain. If this happens once, let it heal. If it happens continually you will want to take action. Seeking a doctor is always the best step, but here we go into depth on some home remedies that may work, or get your started.
Curvature:
There are two situations where the cock may become curved.
Boys and men with longer than average cocks may at times develop a curve which can be sideways or downwards. This may at times be due to wearing tight underwear during the years of adolescence when the cock is growing rapidly which will shape the cock to conform with the position he normally places his cock. Hard ons which occur many times per day during adolescence will be partial which may cause for under developement of some of the chambers of the cock. This is considered a variation of normal and does not require treatment. For gay men, a downward curvature of the penis may have some advantages for the bottom as the tip of the penis will stimulate the prostate more when fucking a bottom in the doggie position whereas a size curvature may have advantages with the bottom in the scizzor position.
In addition there is a medical condition called Peyronie’s disease which causes scar tissue to grow unevenly in the cock. Often this may be due to trauma during adolescence or developmental stage. This can make it hard to achieve an erection and to have an orgasm.
Without treatment, about 12–13% of patients will spontaneously improve over time, 40–50% will get worse and the rest will be relatively stable. This is based on a survey of 97 men and therefore based on the subjective impression of the patients. No objective long-term natural history via continual evaluation of patients has been recorded to date.[11]
Medication and supplements
Many oral treatments have been studied, but results so far have been mixed.[12] Some consider the use of nonsurgical approaches to be “controversial”.[13]
Collagenase clostridium histolyticum (marketed as Xiaflex by [Auxilium]), a drug originally approved by the FDA to treat Dupuytren’s contracture, is now an FDA-approved injectable drug for treatment of Peyronie’s disease. The drug is reported to work by breaking down the excess collagen in the penis that causes Peyronie’s disease.[14][15]
Vitamin E supplementation has been studied for decades, and some success has been reported in older trials, but those successes have not been reliably repeated in larger, newer studies.[16] A combination of Vitamin E and colchicine has shown some promise in delaying progression of the condition.[17]
Some newer agents targeting the basic mechanisms of inflammation have been studied in larger clinical trials. These include potassium para-aminobenzoate (Potaba),[18] pentoxifylline(acting through TGFβ1 inhibition),[19] and Coenzyme Q10.[20]
The efficacy of Interferon-alpha-2b in the early stages of the disease has been reported in recent publications, but it was found to be less effective in cases where calcification of the plaque had occurred in common with many treatments.[21][22][23]
Surgery
Surgery, such as the “Nesbit operation” (which is named after Reed M. Nesbit (1898–1979), an American urologist at University of Michigan),[24] is considered a last resort and should only be performed by highly skilled urological surgeons knowledgeable in specialized corrective surgical techniques. A penile prosthesis may be appropriate in advanced cases.[25]
Physical therapy and devices
There is moderate evidence that penile traction therapy is a well-tolerated, minimally invasive treatment, but there is uncertainty about the optimal duration of stretching per day and per course of treatment, and the treatment course is difficult.[26]
Cancer of the cock (penis):
Cock cancer is very rare in the Canadian men. Circumcision decreases the risk of cock cancer.
Symptoms
Redness of the cock
Rash on the cock
Foul smelling discharge from the cock
Pain in the cock
Growth or sore on the cock that doesn’t heal within four weeks (may look like a wart, ulcer, or blister), may or may not be painful
Bleeding from the cock or from under the foreskin
Change in color of the cock
Phimosis
Causes of Cancer of Cock
AIDS can increase a man’s risk of developing penile cancer (Reference:http://www.cancer.org/Cancer/PenileCancer/DetailedGuide/penile-cancer-risk-factors)
Lack of circumcision – Circumcision during infancy or in childhood provides partial protection against penile cancer, but this is not the case when performed in adulthood.
Human papillomavirus (HPV) – HPV is a risk factor in the development of penile cancer. According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), HPV is responsible for about 800 (about 40%) of 1,570 cases of penile cancer diagnosed annually in the United States. About half of men with penile cancer also have genital warts, which are caused by HPV. There are more than 120 types of HPV. Several authors have suggested the use of HPV vaccines such as Gardasil or Cervarix to reduce the risk of HPV and, consequently, penile cancer; the use of condoms has also been proposed.
Poor hygiene – Poor hygiene can increase a man’s risk of penile cancer. Good genital hygiene involves washing the cock, the scrotum, and the foreskin daily with water.
Smegma – Smegma, a whitish substance that can accumulate beneath the foreskin, is associated with greater risk of penile cancer. The American Cancer Society suggests that smegma may not be carcinogenic, but may increase the risk by causing irritation and inflammation of the cock.
Flip Alfa Fuckers
(A photo essay, photos courtesy of pornhub. Based on actual events, names have been changed).
My guesthouse is called HUNG HOMO HOMESTAY which makes my preferred market obvious, “Men who want to have sex with Men”. It features premium private accomodations with private baths and is clothing optional. Guests also have access to the Nasty Pig Dungeon during their stay to entertain their friends or hook up. Many of the guests are submissive bottoms looking for a daddy/son type of roleplay which works out well since i’m a total top.
When Murray booked the Priapus suite again i got a flashback to his last booking when around 5 pm as I was preparing diner in my kitchen my attention was drawn to the Priapus room by the sound of men in full rutt. I could hear a masculine voice moaning and grunting as he was getting fucked so I glanced up thru my kitchen window which looks into the french doors of the Priapus room. My cock became instantly hard as I observed Murray, bent over the end of the bed getting drilled by an very tall, pale skinned hunk with a bubble butt. Murray was moaning with each powerful thrust of this beautiful man. I could tel
l by the length of each thrust that Murray was enjoying at least 81/2 to nine inches of hard cock in his hungry hole. This was confirmed as the hunky stranger withdrew his cock and turned sideways revealing a fully erect 9 inch piece of man meat squirting streams of cum onto Murray’s raw ass and butt.
Murray is a mid 30’s, tall and bearded man that i find very attractive. He exudes testosterone and is very macho in appearance and mannerism. I was excited as I observed him take a knapsack out of his jeep wrangler and hoped for a repeat performance as I checked him into his room and was not disappointed but not till around 11:30 pm this time. I was delighted when returning from hosting an orgy in the dungeon, i heard the same moaning emanating from the Priapus room. I glanced thru the door of my kitchen which also has a full view of the french doors of his room. The lights were on and all blinds had been left open deliberately which made me wonder if these 2 hunks did not enjoy putting on a show for this horny host. With the lights off in my kitchen i was confident that i was not observed as i watched this porn quality scene unfold in front of me.
Murray was kneeling on the edge of the bed this time and was taking the tale pale blond’s big cock doggie style while moaning “fuck my hole”. The hunk would withdraw his cock, give it a few strokes in full view of the french doors, then kneel to rim Murray . This went of for a good 10 minutes when Murray flipped onto his back, legs spread eagle wide and took the monster cock as they kissed.
With Murray laying on his back i was able to see for the first time his beautiful cock. It measured nine inches and had a gentle downward curve. This made me chuckle, knowing that with that monster he would drive most bottoms wild with pleasure since it would macerate any prostate in it’s trajectory. This position of fucking went on for an additional 20 minutes when i overheard the blond hunk say “my turn”. In a flash, Murray jumped off the bed and the pale skinned hunk was bent over on the edge of the bed getting drilled bareback by my hot guest. Although Murray was equally merciless in his fucking, the blond hunk was not a verbal bottom, letting only a few gasps and moans escape his open lips.
Of the two, clearly Murray preferred to be the bottom but bubble butt hunk endured a good 20 minutes of relentless pounding remaining fully hard and meeting each stroke with a counter push backwards to take the full length of his fuck buddy’s dick.
With barely a pause in cadence the blond was lying in the middle of the bed to give my guest full view of this delightful bubble ass. Murray’s face disappeared into those mounds of flesh as he in turn rimmed and tongue fucked his buddy. He then mounted those mounds of “pillsbury dough boy” flesh and resumed his assault. They flipped again and this time Murray wound up face down and blonde hunk was drilling Murray for another 10 minutes. Their skin was glistening of sweat and the thought of the “man musk” emenating from these heaving hunks made my cock throb. My balls were swollen with lust and i longed to release my big load but decided to edge and save it for later.
Blond hunk rolled off my guest and lay prostrate on his back with his large thick cock exposed. Murray rolled onto his side snuggling into the hunk’s chest, biting his nipples as he toyed with his cock and balls. Soon Murray had worked his way down to the hunk’s crotch and was deep throating that monster, licking then sucking each egg sized ball into his mouth and keeping him fully hard and aroused. Hunk was thrashing about on the bed in delight and made his way into a 69 position so that both could be sucking cock.
These 2 must have tried every position in the Kumma Sutra over the next 30 minutes then without warning, Murray was once again bend over the edge of the bed, ass up in the air with his lower back curved downward in the “universal sign of submission amongst primates”. The hunk wasted no time in mounting him again and his thrusts now had a sense of urgency with low moans emitted from his open mouth which told me “the hunk is going to blow his load”. On queue, the hunk released what must have been a huge load as I could see trails of white cum trickling from Murray’s punished hole.
Thinking the show was over as it was now past 1am, i reluctantly went to bed. Still hard and horny I tossed and turned for about 15 minutes when i once again heard the familiar “sound of the rutt” coming from Murray. I was out of bed and at my observation post quickly and observed Murray this time drilling the hunk’s bubble butt. It only took about 10 minutes for Murray to seed his buddy’s ass. I could not contain myself any longer and “hands free” I shot my load of jizz all over the door of my observation spot. The door required a thorough cleansing the next day and i was surprised to see how large my load was. ” The old guy still had it” i chuckled to myself as I busied myself with cleaning up my mess as well as the guestroom of my hottest alpha flip fuckers. “I’m off to my island but i am hoping to return soon Maurice’ he whispered as he gave my package a firm grasp on the way out of the door. I barely managed to utter “ok, c you soon Murray” because his firm grasp had caused me to release another load onto the just cleaned door.
BENEFITS OF RUNNING: A HUNG Cocktale
One of my primary reasons for retiring to Victoria is the climate which is conducive to year round outdoor activities. Running is my preferred cardio exercise and with a home that is located about 50 meters from the Dallas Rd Oceanfront doggie park/pedestrian path makes it easy for me to check this off my “to do “ list every morning with a 10-15 km jog. My usual course takes me from Clover Point to the Breakwater and on my return trip, i usually run up the “flagpole hill or Lookout Point” where i do some cross training with 100 push ups before returning to my home.
January 19th, 2018 morning started like most mornings with answering some e-mails and some edits to my website and blog (www.hunghome.com). My edits of a previously published “cocktale” made me particularly horny so that when i put on my black leggings and compression shirt, the bulge of my basket was particularly prominent so i added a black sweatshirt and black baseball cap and I was off. The skies were overcast which is common in our mild winters, temperature was 8C but it was not wet and the first half of my run was uneventful except for 2 dog walkers who cruised me adding “nice package” to their furtive glances. Mid way up “flagpole hill” I slowed my pace to a fast walk since the slope is quite steep on the shortcut that I took. At the top of “flagpole hill” it is my habit to stop and do 4 sets of 25 Jumping Jacks and push-ups on one of the guardrails. There is a circular driveway and parking lot with 2 rows of 8 or 10 parking stalls facing the guardrail that i was using as workout equipment.
I was just finishing my second set of push ups when I noticed a new looking maroon red half ton truck driving up the looping driveway so as he drove past me i ensured that I stood up and adjusted my bulging packaged but he drove on and parked at the far end of the upper tier of parking stalls. I continued with the third set of jumping jacks and pushups glancing in the direction of his parked vehicle several times. He had a BC license plate and there were several other vehicles in the same area so thought nothing further and carried on with my exercises. My heart rate increased slightly when i noted that his truck door opened and a 30 year old, fit, olive skinned fit man, dressed in black jeans and black jacket stepped out. Damn I told myself, he is way hotter than the other car jackers that are here most mornings. My ‘gaydar” was sending me signals that this was a cruiser and i was delighted when he crossed the driveway and entered the field where I was working out. He walked slowly, checking his phone and looking in my direction several times as he climbed the hill past the flagpole and continued into the bushes adjacent to the petting zoo.
Daddy HUNG was on the case. I had received all the “permissions” i needed from my red truck hottie so i followed him to the bushes allowing sufficient distance between us so that he did not bolt. I could feel my uncut 8.5 inch cock getting semi erect as I walked and the slight wetness of pre-cum confirmed my visual arousal. When he stopped again checking his phone, i ensured that he noticed me heading into a trail leading to a semi concealed clearing in the bushes. I had barely dropped the front of my leggings around my ample ball sac and began stroking my hard cock when i saw him approach me in the clearing. As he approached, I obtained a closer look at his appearance and was struck by his attractive appearance and masculine physique. He was approximately 5’9” tall weighing 160 lbs and had a nice chest with nice “man tits” outlined by his checked flannel shirt. His olive skin and fine features were framed by dark hair cropped to 1 inch length and a 5 o’clock shadow of black beard. There was a tuft of dark hair protruding from his sternal notch below his chin. My first reaction was fear that he would bolt when he came close enough to see the pre-cum dribbling off my cock head slit in a glistening pearl that stretched into a string before falling to the brown leaves between my feet. But to my delight, he stretched out one hand to grasp my throbbing cock as he unbuttoned his fly and pulled out a semi erect cut 8 inch but very thick piece of man meat. We stroked each other for a few minutes when he pulled down his pants past his bubble hairy butt. I slid my hand up his shirt as i fondled his nipples with one hand and held his ample butt cheeks in the other. I attempted to kneel to wrap my lips around the large head of his straight thick cock. It measured 8 inches, and was appended with 2 large egg shaped balls in an ample ball sac. He indicated he didn’t want to get sucked and started to pull up his pants when i noticed an approaching pedestrian walking towards us. At this we both set off in opposite directions and I lamented to myself that this was another missed opportunity.
I returned to my workout guardrail and resumed my exercises when I noticed red truck hottie cross the parking lot and walk in the opposite direction from his vehicle. He continued along a trail and down Lookout Hill towards the gay cruising bushes. I also noticed one of the trolls follow him and head in the same direction. I finished my exercises then resumed my run in the same direction as red truck hottie had gone. The troll however had not pursued him and was walking in the opposite direction.
About 30 meters into my run, i saw red truck hottie again in an open field which has large discreet patches of bushes for the ultimate privacy. This area is seldom used so I did a 90 degree left turn and headed into a clearing in one of the bushes. Within 1 minute he was again approaching, this time with his jeans already mid thigh and hard cock protruding. We caressed and briefly kissed before I was on my knees, deep throating his magnificent manhood. I liked his balls and sucked each one into my mouth as he gasped when the egg squeezed past my lips into my wet mouth.
In a few minutes he was bent over hanging on to a tree for support as I teased his rosebud hole, tongue fucked his manpussy and finger fucked him. My face was buried in the soft fleshy round mounds of his ass. He was now also dripping pre-cum in a steady trickle. I stood behind him and dry humped his nice furry bubble butt as I chuckled “note to self, don’t leave home without your travel pack of lube and condoms next time”. Imagine my delight and relief as he slid his hand in his jacket pocket and produced a magnum condom which he gave me as he pumped silicone lube in his hand and prepped his beautiful ass for my throbbing cock. I slipped my plum shaped cocks head past his external sphincter and was on the third stroke in his tight, ass when his cock burst a stream of jizz in 13 squirts that would have knocked a tree squirrel off his perch had there been one in his line of fire.
After his convulsive shivers ended, he pulled up his jeans, turned around and melted into my arms whispering in my ear….thank you daddy, now i know where to cum on my morning coffee breaks i hope to see you again.
My stride had extra vigour this morning and i made it back home in record time but I was still hard when i arrived home. The “runner’s high” had a XXX rating because of this bonus benefit of running on a regular basis
HUNG
HUNG HOST & SEX COACH
My name is Maurice and i am the host/owner of HUNG HOMO HOMESTAY. I am a 70 yr old hung daddy (8.5 inches, thick uncut) who is a total top. My daily runs of 10-15 km keeps me in shape and in summer i like to use my vacuum pump to engorge my cock and balls before slipping on my loose fitting basketball style shorts so that my full basket flops while running the ocean walkway along Dallas Rd and Beacon Hill Park. My hosting responsibilities allow me ample time to garden or sunbathe in my large backyard and my medical background (retired md.) affords me a good bedside manner and secure knowledge of how the human body functions. Having worked in the gay community for 30 years has made me aware that there are a lot of bi, often married men who fantasize about getting fucked but are reluctant to do so from fear of being dirty during anal sex or they have tried when unprepared/dilated and had a traumatic first experience. To that end, I have been posting on craigslist from time to time that I will coach “bottom wannabe’s” how to douche properly, how to relax and open up the anal sphincters manually and I usually manage to fuck most of the anal virgins on their first visit. I always mention that I do not charge for coaching…it’s free but I only coach men that i am attracted to. My preference is men aged 25-45 years, height/weight proportionate and masculine. Crossdressers, trolls and boys under the age of 18 years need not apply. I usually post my craigslist ad the previous evening and next morning will respond to 10-12 dudes that have responded. The list gets whittled down to 2 or 3 serious “bottom students”. I provide them with directions to HUNG’s and how to get to the backyard entrance to the ‘dungeon’ where bottom coaching is conducted in complete privacy.
In early summer (may i think) of 2016 I was working on one of my flower beds in cargo shorts when I heard the approaching click..click…click of a bicycle. I glanced up and was pleasantly surprised to see an “Adonis with a small bun tying his long dark hair” aged 25 and stunning. His square jaw was framed with a dark scruffy 5 days growth of facial hair that reminded me of a “hot barrista” that is frequently featured in sitcoms and movies. My jaw dropped and I hope he didn’t notice me drooling when he spoke. Without hesitation this Adonis (for the sake of discretion, this is what I will call him) said…”hi, i’m Adonis and we have been chatting online. I live in James Bay with my girlfriend and have never had a cock in my mouth or tasted cum. Would you be able to show me how to become a good bottom?”. Almost too eagerly i replied…”sure, park your bike in the rack”. This allowed me to better examine his 6 foot frame. He was wearing a tight fitting body shirt which showed his chiseled pecs and bulging biceps along with “suspiciously short” red cut off shorts which made his bubble butt all the more noticeable. With more pleasure than I should I reminded myself “now this is a true metrosexual and finally someone that truly matched his online description” and I softly whispered…”just my type”.
I led Adonis into the change room adjacent to the “dungeon” and asked him to strip down as did I. I turned to lock the door behind us and was pleasantly surprised when i turned around again to discover that my first impressions were ‘bang on”. Standing in front of me now I could now see that Adonis had just enough clipped chest hair to nicely outlined his bulging pectoral muscles and it tapered down to his navel. He had a ” 6 pack” with just enough short dark hair in the creases of his abdominal muscles to accentuate them. His pubic hair had been trimmed which confirmed my impression “yup, he’s a metrosexual”. His cock was already tumescent and rising in a gentle upward arch, cut and measuring at least 8.5 or 9 inches with a full ball sack suspended from this beautiful arch. I said “jackpot”. “Let me give you a tour before we begin the coaching”. “This is the glory hole room”. We entered the dark furnace room and I shut the door behind us so we were in complete darkenss. I reached for his left hand so that i could have him feel the wall in front of him with the glory hole. I was pleasantly surprised when his free hand caressed and slowly tugged on my now rigid cock. I caressed his beautiful face and felt the bun at the back of his head before we kissed in the dark for a few minutes. Reluctantly i pulled myself away from his embrace so that i could demonstrate how the glory hole works. I slipped behind the partition and stuck my “raging hardon” and balls thru the glory hole. He fumbled with his hands for a few seconds before I felt his hot lips and mouth engulf my cock. In no time at all he was lapping my large “mushroom head” and taking the entire shaft in his mouth. I felt his lips and tongue lap my huge nuts before he sucked them one at a time into his mouth. Fearing that he would “blow his load” before I got to taste it, I cautioned, “let’s continue the tour” and took him into the bathroom where i showed him the showers with douching nozzles. I explained to him that to douche you have to lube up your hole then insert the douching nozzle in for just a few seconds to get some water in rectum. Then poop it out, flush the contents down the drain with douching nozzle. Repeat till water comes out clean then you should wait about 15-20 before getting fucked in case there is some backflow. “The trick to douching is not to use too much water otherwise the water will enter your transverse colon and leak out while getting fucked” i explained to him in anticipation of filling that beautiful bubble butt with my engorged cock. Reluctantly i left him in the shower to clean out his manhole as I put on some porn on the flatscreen television in dungeon. In a few minutes he joined me in the playpen and chimed….”that was kinda hot actually”.
With the lights on in the playpen i showed him the gang bang table and explained to him that it spins the bottom from one top to another when he is lying “froggy legged up” on the table…it even raises or lowers depending on hot tall the tops are…then i showed him the sling and the “red fucking horse) where i will do the coaching.
With that, turned around to dim the overhead lights and was pleasantly surprised to find when i turned back to face him …that he had correctly mounted the red fucking horse and was kneeling on one of the side “running boards” with his back arched and spreading his ample butt cheeks with both hands. Without hesitation I dropped to my knees and tongue fucked his hole to get in nicely wet. After a few moments tongue rimming he was moaning and I could feel his hard cock throbbing in anticipation. I lubed my right fingers and slowly pushed index finger against his tight hole and past the external sphincter. He gasped which rapidly changed to a low moan. I continued the anal dilatation just barely getting 2 fingers in with my middle finger probing past the internal sphincter. His moans became stronger and the timber in his manly voice indicated to me that he was uncomfortable. With that he said “could you fuck me with one of your toys before you stick that big cock in me?’. As i went to one of the shelves to retrieve my dildos Adonis hopped off the red fucking horse and hopped on the gang bang table on all fours with his ass sticking up in the air and back arched as I had instructed him before. With that i placed a condom on a dildo, lubed it up and slowly penetrated his virgin ass. He moaned in delight and i could tell from the throbbing of his rock hard cock that he was not going to last much longer. With one hand fucking him with the dildo…i bent under his open legs and with my free hand gently bent his rigid manhood into my open mouth. After one or 2 minutes he began his orgasmic grunts and a river of hot jizz squirted to the back of my throad and down my expectant gullet.
As his convulsive spasms of extasy were abating, he dismounted the table and we collapsed in a mutually supportive hug as he said” Oh my fucking god, I have never felt an orgasm like that”. I knew he was a convert to man2man sex then, but he nonetheless dropped to his knees and said “i still want to taste cum daddy”. After a few moments of eager sucking i was pleased to deliver to his open mouth my own jetstream of cum which quickly filled his open mouth, down his throat and spilled over down his chin. A few spurts missed his mouth entirely and dripped off his eyebrows and forehead down his cheeks like frozen tears.
He rinsed his cum and sweat soaked Adonis body in the shower then dressed quickly into his t-shirt and red shorts when i noticed he was “free balling it “. I thanked him for his enthusiasm and gave him a card for the man2man sex club orgy schedule and informed him that if he liked the taste of cum, he should attend a nooner as I could guarantee that with his manly good looks he would quickly would be in the centre of a circle suck/jerk and would likely get a good “cum shower”.
He thanked me with genuine gratitude and I thought to myself, i hope that’s not the last I see of this delightful “metrosexual”. Much to my surprise, the next week, Adonis showed up at the tail end of a nooner of the man2man sex club and was swarmed by a half dozen horny men who shared their “gifts” with him. But that true tale is for another time……..